Maj. Knee Pain

Gear for vets who still

hurry up and wait.

Shirts, mugs, hats and patches for people who have stood in more lines than they can count, and whose knees still remember every one.

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Maj. Knee Pain mascot standing in OCP camo

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Shirts
AMC Alcoholics Moving Cargo T-Shirt

Shirts

Hoodies & Crewnecks
Professional Line Stander Sweatshirt

Hoodies & Crewnecks

Mugs
Embrace the Suck Mug

Mugs

Water Bottles
BRRRT A-10 Water Bottle

Water Bottles

Hats
BRRRT Trucker Hat

Hats

Patches
Hurry Up and Wait Patch

Patches

Wall Art
How to Look Busy Poster

Wall Art

C-130J Wall Flags
Herc Country C-130J Wall Flag

C-130J Wall Flags

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AMC Alcoholics Moving Cargo T-Shirt, C-17 Loadmaster Gift, Aircrew Humor

AMC Alcoholics Moving Cargo T-Shirt, C-17 Loadmaster Gift, Aircrew Humor

$24.00

BRRRT A-10 Water Bottle, Close Air Support Humor, Veteran Gift, 32 oz

BRRRT A-10 Water Bottle, Close Air Support Humor, Veteran Gift, 32 oz

$39.99

Barracks Lawyer Dad Hat, Free Consultations, Embroidered Military Slang Cap, Veteran Gift

Barracks Lawyer Dad Hat, Free Consultations, Embroidered Military Slang Cap, Veteran Gift

$32.99

Hurry Up and Wait Patch, Embroidered Hook and Loop Morale Patch, Funny Veteran Gift

Hurry Up and Wait Patch, Embroidered Hook and Loop Morale Patch, Funny Veteran Gift

$12.00
Herc Country C-130J wall flag, West Virginia

New: Herc Tribute Wall Flags

If it's dirt, it will work.

C-130J wall flags for Herc wings and states. Hang one in the garage, the office, or the squadron bar.

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About the Major

Built by a retired vet who still can't walk past a mop.

MajKneePain is a one-vet shop making the jokes you only get if you were there: the formations, the FRAGOs, the 0500 "quick" meetings. Every design is drawn in-house, every piece is printed to order, and none of it is regulation.

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✓ Printed to order

✓ Designed by a veteran

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✓ Ships across the US